Yes, Candy Darling is sadly no longer with us. But she's my style icon so I borrowed her identity for my pseudonym. These are my style questionnaire answers but I bet she'd have agreed... 

About Candy

• I'm from....

Gotham Apple

• Therefore I dress:

Armor-plated with lace edges

• Now I live in:

Why would I leave?

• If I were an item of clothing, I'd be...

A fuchsia Fortuny

• Things in my closet I couldn't live without:

Jewels, high and low. Heels, ditto (but mostly high)

• I can't resist...

A paillette

• I wouldn't be seen dead in...

Jeans

• I know I shouldn't, but I....

Can go a bit too drag queen

• I am (blonde, brunette, ginger, silver, color not found in nature...):

Unfeasibly blonde

• Heels or flats?

oh please

• Polished or scrappy?

Pappy

• Sequins or lace?

Yes

• Diamonds, pearls or paste?

Yes